You scored -11 to -6 on your questions.
You are a...
No Chance Survivor
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No Chance Survivor is the second lowest of nine possible ratings.
No Chance Survivors are very unlikely to survive a collapse scenario. Your lack of useful skills, experience in nature, combined with your life goals of shopping, partying or just sitting on your arse, means you're in serious trouble.
Your so called friends are not really friends at all but just a bunch of self-obsessed losers like yourself who hang out together in order to justify their own pathetic lifestyles and existence and are equally useless in a collapse scenario.
It is most likely that the first time you realise society has collapsed will be when you walk out of a night club at 8 am to find you can't get breakfast because your favourite breakfast venue is burning, though depending on the sort of clubs you go to, the carnage on the streets outside the clubs may only seem a little more than usual.
Your best option to survive is to move permanently to a remote party island so you will be out of harm's way when the shit goes down. But then most islands these days no longer grow enough food for the people staying on the island and because you have a complete lack of skills to contribute to a post-collapse society, you and the other “No Chances” will most likely be eaten by the local populace when the food runs out.
No Chance Survivors are very unlikely to survive a collapse scenario. Your lack of useful skills, experience in nature, combined with your life goals of shopping, partying or just sitting on your arse, means you're in serious trouble.
Your so called friends are not really friends at all but just a bunch of self-obsessed losers like yourself who hang out together in order to justify their own pathetic lifestyles and existence and are equally useless in a collapse scenario.
It is most likely that the first time you realise society has collapsed will be when you walk out of a night club at 8 am to find you can't get breakfast because your favourite breakfast venue is burning, though depending on the sort of clubs you go to, the carnage on the streets outside the clubs may only seem a little more than usual.
Your best option to survive is to move permanently to a remote party island so you will be out of harm's way when the shit goes down. But then most islands these days no longer grow enough food for the people staying on the island and because you have a complete lack of skills to contribute to a post-collapse society, you and the other “No Chances” will most likely be eaten by the local populace when the food runs out.
